A Real Prediction

My MY!

Dunno why so many posts on Madrid,but they seem to me like a topic with much more scope than Blondes.Probably humour sites will open up a new section for Madrid Jokes..Here is the scene for January 2010.

Scene in Madrid’s HQ :

Present : Perez,Ribery,Ronaldo(on crutches),Kaka,Higuain,Raul and other Madrid players

Perez:Ribery,you have been a disaster.All you were required to do was to serve clean water to Ronaldo ,Kaka and co.Look what you ‘ve done.Now Ronaldo is injured coz of you assole.I got a call from Aboomoslem Khorasan,a club in Iran.Half the Dutch contigent is there.Their wives will be the only ones showing their faces.Rest will be covered.

Ribery : Allright,get me out in May

Perez : Hone your water boy skills too.

Higuain becomes restless,since the world cup is approaching.He is giving serious thoughts about banging Maradonna’s daughter for a shot in the worldcup finals,when..

Perez : kaka,you clean the bench for a change,Higuain you ‘ve been good ,you are promoted.Now you shall start.Cristiano Ronaldo am sorry.All ribery’s fault.Guess you’ll have to wait for your chance.

Ronaldo : I can wink.Is that enough to play in the game??

Conversation ends.

In the meanwhile….All through the season,Hull city’sBenjani had been netting in goals.And surprise surprise..

January 14th 2010 ,

Real madrid bid 20 million pounds for Benjani.Hull,are all the more happy since they have never seen 20 million together in a suitcase.Perez sends a dog + 20 million for Benjani.A great deal claims the SPANISH PRESS.Poor madrid doesn’ spare even HULL!

January 20th 2010,

And its Higuain!!!!!HE Scoooooooooooooooooooooooooores…Agueros’ wife………………………………………..

He recieves the call for the argentian national team