The “Real” Deal..Times of Recession

Where Rea-ly does Madrid go after all these inquisitions?Kaka,Ronaldo,Raul Albiol and the French Hitman Karim Benzema.Houseful seems to be the board outside the training grounds,but Perez claims Two more vacancies.Apparently disappointed that Valencia removed David Villa from the market , they had to ’settle’ for benzema.I sound like a casualty of choice of words.”Settling” for Benzema?Perez!!!Money in the sac,in the hole,and god knows where,Real Madrid have literally been pooping Euros and Pounds. A sample Bidding war :

AC Milan : 15 Million that will be that.

manchester united : 20 million

Arsenal : I want to buy benzema,but……..Adebayor should stay.(clearly popper)

Liverpool : We will buy only Spanish people,even for washing toilets.

Along comes Mr.Perez ,

Fuck you lot,35 million pounds and I take Benzema.

Ferguson resorted to M.Owen after the assault,Ac Milan yet to recover,Arsenal seems to have convinced Adebayor and Liverpool have added two CeltaVigo staff to their yard.True to their words.

The Dutch contigent seems to be bustling with energy about the latest acquisitions.If rumours are to be believed,Van Nistelrooy is planning to start a bar outside Real Madrid,with Drenthe being the Incharge.Snejider will mostly start learning to play golf(early age) and Van der waart will probably be keeping boots for the players.Huntelaar plans to open an old-age home.Really honourable

And the shocking news is Real Madrid want to spend 50 million for a water boy by the name ‘Franck Ribery”.He is so desperate impress Madrid,that he skipped training for bayern just to watch Ronaldo on the news channel.Oh yes,wearing a pink cap !And not to forget Xabi Alonso is part of the ambitious bench cleaning project. Just for the record,we are in recession.Real Madrid players surely have the knack of  adapting!

Perez definitely knows to get the best out of his players….

Recession times !