1) Javier Hernandez and the Goal line form the muggle equivalent of Priori Incantantem. They just cant’ get enough of each other.
2) Peter Crouch has taken the job of putting a team into Champions League every season quite personally. Last season it was Tottenham , this time it is Manchester city.
3) Guys who have maggi noodles as hair are cute. They are cuter when they are angry. They are ‘ Choo chweet ‘ when they throw their hands up in the air and scream ” Hes not my Man ” . Ancelloti was not very impressed.
4) Maxi Rodriguez scored his second hat-trick in four games for Liverpool. In other news , Dexter has quit serial killing. And Ted has introduced his god-damned wife to his children , who were feeling a little bastardly.
5) Arsenal got their customary end of season thrashing. And this time, it was not from the children of UNICEF.
