Chennai Super Kings performed the last part of the vasectomy for Delhi in front of their ‘excited’ home crowd. Playing in front of a not so packed venue, where I was present live to witness the procedure ( Not that I am the chairman of selectors or something) , Chennai Super kings went about the ritual just like how it had been performed 10-12 times before in this month. Here are some of the conclusion :
1) In the prematch warm up session, Anirudha Srikkanth was running around the Chepauk stadium as though he was going to be fielding at Third man. After seeing the match , the number of times Srikkanth ran across the ground to serve water , we can understand why he took the pre-match exercise so seriously
2) Murali Vijay thinks he is the Hindu version of Santa Claus . The number of chances he gifts per game are as many as the number of sixes he scores per game!
3) CSK treat the IPL like gully cricket. Win the toss, bat first is their motto. Dhoni,their star player makes it a point to steal singles off the last ball . They call it ‘Gaaji’ in local language.
4) Ajit Agarkar 3.0 is the same as 2.0 is same as 1.0 . If he thinks he has found his line , length and rhythm back , he has to understand that cricket is played on Planet earth and not on Mars.
5) Just for around half an hour ,the entire city of chennai was gasping for its breath as Irfan Pathan was contributing to the game in a positive fashion. His last over however proved beyond doubt that he is one of Dhoni’s favourites. The ones he chooses to slaughter like a butcher in those road side Shops.
6) Irfan Pathan is India’s Misbah ul haq minus class plus delusions ( he thinks’ he is an all rounder).
7) Now that Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni is on board, can we see less of Joginder Sharma ? Even as a water boy, his contributions are poor. Let alone getting whacked all over the park.
8 ) Dwayne Bravo is the vertically challenged Kieron Pollard (while fielding atleast)
