This comes from a ‘high’ or the ‘giddy’ of knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. Yes, the one they were seated on like a fat arsed crow refusing to budge. United have respectfully folded eight of their ten fingers and showed the twin towers right on Liverpool’s face .  The problem with statistics is that as an Aberdeen boss once said , they are like mini-skirts , they give you good ideas and hide the most important parts. Now,United have clearly torn those mini skirts into a thousand parts. Even if you take a look at it from thousand and one angles it is going to reveal only one thing , loud and clear – the naked truth . The truth that Manchester United are seated on top of the tree.  As pointed out by Football’s Saba Karmis and Navjoy singh siddus’  this United side might not be the most adventurous and glamorous side , but it is one of the more effective ones.

5 games that changed United’s season

1) United 1 – 0 Arsenal  at Old Trafford

A typical cagey encounter between two top of the table sides. United packed their midfield and Park-Ji-Sung drove home a finish from Korea with love.

2) United 1-0 Bolton at OT

Johnny Evans had a low IQ moment. Berbatov found himself feeling like Einstein of footballing world. 1-0 to the red devils .  It was late drama , btw!

3)  United 4 – 2 West ham Away

One of the united performances after pulling on the white colors. Trailing 2-0 at half time, United responded back like how they did against Tottenham a few seasons back.

4)United 3-2 Blackpool Away

Trailing 2-0 at half time. Hair dryer . 3-2 win. Yawn. A run of the mill story.

5) United 2 – 1 Chelsea

Touted to be the title decider , United took 30 seconds to take lead. 26 minutes to establish their credentials . 77 minutes to scare. 90 minutes to make SAF bow towards stretford end.

Cheers to the nineteenth !