Mumbai india had their colonoscopy performed by the rather enthused Rajasthan Royal clan. Opting to bat on a not so mysterious track, Sachin Tendulkar survived an absolute plumb lbw shout before struggling in one of his less fluent innings. Ofcourse Mumbai boast of people like Kieron Pollard in their ranks, whom they use only in the name sheet. They have kept the big giant west Indian in Fixed deposit in Kumbakkonam Farmer’s bank and he looks worse than a rusted piece of metal with his club. Yes, he can hit. But Mumbai Indians are keen on restricting him to play station and video games alone. Which brings us to the second question of the day – If symonds is not batting nor bowling? Why is he playing? If the team management were of view Bhajji would get motivated, they have surely got it wrong .He got absolutely clobbered by Watson and ended with such a tiny face that he would have given the Smurfs some tough competition! Oh btw, Rohit Sharma was pretty good in his knock! Finally some responsibility taken up by the wasteful right hander!
Malinga’s slingas were hardly on target and he got taken apart by Mr.Watson . Watson was looking like a character taken out from Gladiator and sent into this time machine fast forwarded by few centuries to annihilate the Mumbai Indians. Annihilate he did. Turbanator was sent for three boundaries on the trot, Malinga couldnt’ stop smiling and Gavaskar started screaming more and more into the mic as the Mumbai Indians slipped towards another sorry defeat. Warne will take this farewell gift- he didn’t have to bat! Should punjab beat DC and KKR beat mumbai , the IPL chapter will close at Wankhade after having promised so much.
Oh btw, I didnt’ see Nita Ambani today. Was she even there? And just a point , do MI always lose when Kieron Pollard misfields?!
