Real madrid and the off-season sale

For those who know tamil,”ADI THALLUPADI” or “ADI-month SALE” .sums up what’s in store from madrid in the upcoming months.Stocked with goods: old,new,worn,torn and much more, Real madrid have brought in new display products (a.k.a. Kaka and CR9) to replace the old one.Sounds like their expiry date is nearing.But no one really expected Klass Jan Huntelaar to bite dust so early…What seemed like a fart-station(madrid,farting money),will now be plugged,probably will be suffering from constipation for a while.But hey!! all for the good…

Showing stingy Italian mentality,apparently Mr.Galliani has contaced Perez hoping for a discount on Huntelaar.According to reports , he went all the way to madrid and hoped for a reimbursement and a 10 million pound off on huntelaar.(they actually want him for 10 mil pounds)Mr.galliani,CR9’s piece of ass will cost you the entire club,so forget getting Huntelaar’s services.

Real Madrid can actually make superb profits this transfer season.One,they can start an agency just outside the club which can take registration of interests for a player.

Probably they can even start an offer like ,BUY ONE DUTCH PLAYER,and get DRENTHE @ 15 % OFF..

The scroll @ real madrid website reads:

THE REAL SUMMER SALE :

DUTCH PLAYERS @ CHEAPEST RATE EVER

SPECIAL OFFER FOR RIBERY HOLDERS: SNEJIDER + VAN DER WAART AT 45 MILLION ONLY.

SALE THROUGHOUT SUMMER @ REAL MADRID….WATCH OUT FOR THIS SPACE!

Explains Galliani’s 10 million bid.

Huntelaar’s on his part must be feeling like a cheap whore with the treatment rendered to him.Seems like he has met the wrong people in the railway station, who are planning to ship him out to mumbai for some money.Little do they know,the beauty they are going to ship is a pro with the balls.

Galliani:Allright , you wont’ reduce your price eh?

Perez:Pay up 20 and he’s all yours.For 10 million pounds,probably i’lll let you kiss Cr9’s boot.

Galliani:(With a hindi movie villain look)..PEREZ,I’ll come and get him,from you right under your nose.CR9,kaka and everyone else and show who MILAN really are,ofcourse after 10 years.Let them get mature,coz we always have room for age (+ talent ofcourse!)

Perez  : Allright,get lost now.

So our Galliani comes back , dejected and makes Ambrosini the club captain…

Huntelaar...FOR SALE...10% OFF

The “Real” Deal..Times of Recession

Where Rea-ly does Madrid go after all these inquisitions?Kaka,Ronaldo,Raul Albiol and the French Hitman Karim Benzema.Houseful seems to be the board outside the training grounds,but Perez claims Two more vacancies.Apparently disappointed that Valencia removed David Villa from the market , they had to ’settle’ for benzema.I sound like a casualty of choice of words.”Settling” for Benzema?Perez!!!Money in the sac,in the hole,and god knows where,Real Madrid have literally been pooping Euros and Pounds. A sample Bidding war :

AC Milan : 15 Million that will be that.

manchester united : 20 million

Arsenal : I want to buy benzema,but……..Adebayor should stay.(clearly popper)

Liverpool : We will buy only Spanish people,even for washing toilets.

Along comes Mr.Perez ,

Fuck you lot,35 million pounds and I take Benzema.

Ferguson resorted to M.Owen after the assault,Ac Milan yet to recover,Arsenal seems to have convinced Adebayor and Liverpool have added two CeltaVigo staff to their yard.True to their words.

The Dutch contigent seems to be bustling with energy about the latest acquisitions.If rumours are to be believed,Van Nistelrooy is planning to start a bar outside Real Madrid,with Drenthe being the Incharge.Snejider will mostly start learning to play golf(early age) and Van der waart will probably be keeping boots for the players.Huntelaar plans to open an old-age home.Really honourable

And the shocking news is Real Madrid want to spend 50 million for a water boy by the name ‘Franck Ribery”.He is so desperate impress Madrid,that he skipped training for bayern just to watch Ronaldo on the news channel.Oh yes,wearing a pink cap !And not to forget Xabi Alonso is part of the ambitious bench cleaning project. Just for the record,we are in recession.Real Madrid players surely have the knack of  adapting!

Perez definitely knows to get the best out of his players….

Recession times !

The Real Race

Blooming flowers,chirping birds and a glowing sun.Withering leaves ,orange skies and a beautiful wind.A dull overcast,a drawn blanket with two toes outside.Textbook definitions of season.Forget polo,I like the pole.Black Jack.My fair lady.’Hey there,Mr.Soldier.Attention!!’.Seasonal again.The toast of every season changes.Right from Sexist to Racist,the taste buds of the pepole have been changing.Faster than diapers,they say.To act like a responsible citizen of the blue planet,cracking racist jokes in a social gathering over a drink has become an essence.Shame well lost..A gentle laugh never hurt anyone,rather never any race.Mr.Russel Peters will know it better.Right from mocking Spanish with his “Essay” and “Senour” to his snubbing remarks on Indian names(Suk-deep Singh),he is by far the biggest Race Freak you can ever come across.Push off Bhajji.Our tongues cant’ be held responsible for their seasonal variation.So who is to be blamed for all this?Seeking an answer to this question might be the least in a priority list,that might even include taking a bath in a severe winter morning..I firmly believe that the grass roots for this discriminative behaviour lies in the behavourial patterns of human beings right from time immemorial.
Chess,one of the most ancient games known to mankind can be cited as an example.Ever wondered why the chess squares are black and white?So are the pieces.Forget all that,why does the white piece have to start first and not the black ones?The rift doesn’t end here.Racism just grew over the year.You play a game “ Fair and Square” ,and you end up beating up your opponent’ Black and Blue ‘! It is shocking to see English language playing fiddle to such discrimination.The white dove,a symbol of peace,the black band ,a cause for mourning.What a shame!Enter the world of food,it gets groovier.Black Pepper,Black coffee,Black Tea,Red tea too! & Brown sugar.Finally we have a third entrant!Why isn’t it White Sugar?White Salt?Enter Cafe Coffee day,our eyes are gretted with ‘Black Forest’(pun not intended) and Green apple soda!This is really eerie…
Hollywood adds to our long culprits list,”My fair Lady” followed by “The Dark Knight” and not to forget “ Donnie Darko” .A big generalization. The illustrious list continues with Grammy award winners “ Black Eyed Peas “ and “fade to Black”, a song by Metallica. If we scan through with a ‘Red’ eye,even miniscule details appear coloured, suprisingly not red always! Red alert says the danger sign,which has a white skull over a black background.Thats inter-racial for you! Science and Technology are not exactly the hostile neighbours,Resistors have ‘colour codes’, aeorplanes have “Black Boxes” and so on and so forth.
The list just goes on and on,and suprisingly keeps growing.So why is there a fuss about colour nowadays? From hairy brown creatures, we are now black, white, brown and much much more.The hairy stays on of course. So much for diversity.